How do you feel
about a friend that must go everywhere with you?
One that is so
offensive to others, that you become unwelcome?
odor, sticks to you, wherever you go,
so you both
stink. When they say "JUMP", you do.
They make you go
to the store, all hours of the day or night,
want you to pick them up.
And, like a puppet,
holes in your clothes,
even been known to burn down a house.
expensive to support,
never give you a penny in return.
like physical activity,
make it hard for you to breathe.
your heart, lungs, the arteries to your heart and brain,
you to cancer-causing agents.
a variety of about 4,000 ingredients other than tobacco,
ammonia, arsenic, butane, DDT (a banned insecticide),
formaldehiyde (used to preserve dead specimens...EEEK).
you smoke, you 're putting youself at risk for sickness.
have been plotting your death since the first time you met!
you know that?
really need a friend like this?
of them, NOW!
try munching on some some celery,
carrot, or even bread sticks,
of putting a cigarette in your mouth?
many calories, and it might help with food cravings.
an empty cigarette pack with sugarfree gum.
out and chew as often as needed.